The Imperial Republic of Farlandiay is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Cent with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.368 billion Templars are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insillian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Farlandiayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 141,365 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Tree', students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and Farlandiayian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farlandiay's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Estroism.

Farlandiay is ranked 254,625^th in the world and 5^th in ravana for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.