The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.164 billion Farnhamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 8,434 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 226,948 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 1,602^nd in the world and 1^st in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Highest Food Quality, scoring 303.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.