The Free Land of Fembolivia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.674 billion Fembolivians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.

The strong Fembolivian economy, worth 77.7 trillion Fembolivianoes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,416 Fembolivianoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the Llama is a protected species, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Fembolivia's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fembolivia is ranked 232,456^th in the world and 2^nd in Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.