The Constitutional Lah Dynasty of Singaporen Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Triangaporen Empire with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 1.891 billion Singaporeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth 231 trillion Singaporean dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,583 Singaporean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Singaporean Embarrassments, the Merlion is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and Singaporen Empire's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singaporen Empire's national animal is the Merlion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lahism.

Singaporen Empire is ranked 147,230^th in the world and 4,028^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 61.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.