The Queendom of Fertile Myrtle is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 35.651 billion Fertile Myrtleans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fertile Myrtlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion plus signs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,124 plus signs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fertile Myrtle's national animal is the tic tac, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fertile Myrtle is ranked 79,334^th in the world and 26^th in United States for Safest, scoring 90.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.