The Queendom of Fiarindom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 40.295 billion Fiarindomians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fiarindomian economy, worth a remarkable 7,715 trillion weras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,472 weras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 597,181 per year while the poor average 47,153, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, anti-government web sites are springing up, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fiarindom's national animal is the gavial, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fiarindom is ranked 293,799^th in the world and 122^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.05 law-abiding acts per hour.