The Empire of Fiery HellHolean Embassy is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.085 billion Fiery HellHolean Embassyians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The thriving Fiery HellHolean Embassyian economy, worth 72.8 trillion Schitt Stains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,075 Schitt Stains, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,097 per year while the poor average 12,458, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fiery HellHolean Embassy's national animal is the Scraggly parking lot bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Fiery HellHolean Embassy is ranked 264,186^th in the world and 16^th in Project Nighthawk for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.