The Ideological Hyperpower of Final Atomic Union is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Warhead with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.039 billion Atomic Unionists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aschermittwoch. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atomic Unitarian economy, worth 685 trillion asche gelds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,833 asche gelds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

International war crimes are good for business and business is booming, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, there's a politician called Male Infant Orbison, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Atomic Union's national animal is the angler fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Posadism.

Final Atomic Union is ranked 111,567^th in the world and 1^st in The Final Atomic Union for Safest, scoring 80.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.