The Kingdom of Firedale is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 704 million Firedaleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firedale City. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Firedalean economy, worth 38.9 trillion Phps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,278 Phps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders, and adulthood begins with the creation of an email account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firedale's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Firedale is ranked 140,986^th in the world and 79^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Developed, scoring 56.35 on the Human Development Index.