The Dream of Themsylvanii is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Workers' Council with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.336 billion Themsylvaniians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hersbürg. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Themsylvaniian economy, worth 473 trillion Analog NFTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 109,262 Analog NFTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown. Themsylvanii's national animal is the Caged Technocrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Themsylvanii is ranked 234,910^th in the world and 169^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.