The Reich of Folsens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Adolph von Adler with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.44 billion Folseanos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kainhurst. The average income tax rate is 49.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Folseano economy, worth 990 trillion Arios a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,897 Arios, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Folsens's national animal is the Aguila Real, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Folsens is ranked 78,009^th in the world and 15^th in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.84 law-abiding acts per hour.