The Republic of The United Trolls is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kanye West with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.606 billion Trolls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deviose. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United Trollsian economy, worth 554 trillion Trollcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 83,939 Trollcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Trolls's national animal is the Trololo Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The United Trolls is ranked 32,331^st in the world and 1,689^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 108.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.