The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GLJordan with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 43.964 billion Wolfhawkians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfhawkian economy, worth an astonishing 11,119 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 252,920 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 292,064^th in the world and 11,387^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -54.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.