Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 1.757 billion |
Capital | Alestadpolkhbizzydor City |
Leader | Joseph Stalin |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Florin |
Animal | Dragon |
The Incorporated States of Alestadpolkhbizzydor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.757 billion Alestadpolkhbizzydorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestadpolkhbizzydor City. The average income tax rate is 83.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Alestadpolkhbizzydorian economy, worth 388 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,831 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns, nine out of ten citizens of Alestadpolkhbizzydor answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestadpolkhbizzydor's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Communism.
Alestadpolkhbizzydor is ranked 3,742nd in the world and 77th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,164.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alestadpolkhbizzydor, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Alestadpolkhbizzydor, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Following new legislation in Alestadpolkhbizzydor, nine out of ten citizens of Alestadpolkhbizzydor answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Alestadpolkhbizzydor, science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns.
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in Alestadpolkhbizzydor, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
- : Following new legislation in Alestadpolkhbizzydor, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Alestadpolkhbizzydor, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 95 » Neptunian Military Administration, New Atlantico, Aerilia, Petronellania, Shibutani, Bardopia, Varisland, Great Bights Mum, Zandos, Kwaj, Corfad, Alogiada, Esperonia, Mystiquelle, PlanetMercury, Atrito, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Arucaria, Republiqueducroissant, Eurocom, Armonker, Deliber, United Orange Valley States, Castle In Confidence, CyberEgypt, Bedsonya, IHateRights, Nouvel Empire, Bagojo, South Parter, Former English Colony, Inclement Space, Chipoli, Rex Republic, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Loutsland, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Siwale, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Russila, Furballland, Notyoutopia, Xagill, Kandorith, Nationeer, Luminerra, Zerentopia, and 45 others.Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, McMasterdonia, Sil Dorsett, Jenha, Zelenaya Dolina, Arostica, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Ayuzhhhhh, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Cinnibar, Dreadton, Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Altivia, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Ethnon, Pallaith, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Queroquestan, Simone Republic, Wolffoxia, Stal Valley, and Comfed.