The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.141 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,910 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,557 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Socialist Values' advise against being proud of Attempted Socialism, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax work-hour equivalents each year. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 290,871^st in the world and 6,344^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -29.87 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.