The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Notstalan H Faust with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.363 billion LandOfTheKingsPeopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kings City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient LandOfTheKingsPeoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion MEUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 210,371 MEUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Notstalan H Faust often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, there's a mortuary next to every LandOfTheKingsPeoplean restaurant, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LandOfTheKingsPeople's national animal is the La-lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loyalty to the King.

LandOfTheKingsPeople is ranked 200,619^th in the world and 5,014^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 44.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.