The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.177 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 840 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,624 TPNG tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 828,550 per year while the poor average 64,802, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

The official Troll Punishersian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 102,280^th in the world and 2,261^st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,305.09 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.