The Nomadic Peoples of Found Missing is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jeffrey Dahmer with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.961 billion Found Missingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asmara. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Found Missingian economy, worth 647 trillion Debt Charges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 108,573 Debt Charges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Found Missing's national animal is the Kitty Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Found Missing is ranked 252,132^nd in the world and 5^th in Allied conservative Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.