The Nomadic Peoples of Found Missing is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Jeffrey Dahmer with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.413 billion Found Missingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asmara. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Found Missingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Debt Charges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,023 Debt Charges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government winter plans get a frosty reception, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, there's a hole in the heart of every Found Missingian city, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Found Missing's national animal is the Kitty Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Found Missing is ranked 24,399^th in the world and 4^th in Allied conservative Union for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.