The State of Fourteen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.886 billion Fourteenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The strong Fourteenian economy, worth 954 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,057 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,077 per year while the poor average 3,764, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Fourteen has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Fourteen in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Fourteen's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fourteen is ranked 208,378^th in the world and 361^st in 0000 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.