The Imperial Monarchy of Fox Kroneland Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Fox with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.666 billion fox kroneland empireians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox Highlands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The all-consuming fox kroneland empireian economy, worth 667 trillion Fox marks and kroners a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,889 Fox marks and kroners, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, the world outside is only known of in folklore, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Foxes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fox Kroneland Empire's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is good Foxism.

Fox Kroneland Empire is ranked 273,805^th in the world and 9^th in The Phoenix Imperium for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.