The Generalissimo of Franco of Spain is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Franco with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.242 billion Franco of Spainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Franco of Spainian economy, worth a remarkable 5,495 trillion francoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 170,444 francoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 985,331 per year while the poor average 14,055, a ratio of 70.1 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the Great Franco of Spain Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Franco of Spain's national animal is the spanish flu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Franco of Spain is ranked 284,246^th in the world and 10,638^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.03 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.