The Underground Server Room of Free Radio States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by PXY with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.068 billion Worshipper of Felixes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felix City. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Worshipping Felix economy, worth a remarkable 4,299 trillion Felixbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 388,493 Felixbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Felixbucks of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Radio States's national animal is the Felix Worshipping Critter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Felix.

Free Radio States is ranked 14,094^th in the world and 2^nd in absolute stupidity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.24 law-abiding acts per hour.