The Republic of Frind of MUDA is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.634 billion Frind of MUDAians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The thriving Frind of MUDAian economy, worth 419 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,382 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, large sections of Frind of MUDA have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Frind of MUDA's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frind of MUDA is ranked 85,249^th in the world and 1^st in south arctic alliance association for Most Patriotic, with 16.81 flags saluted per person per day.