Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: GameFAQs
Population | 21.381 billion |
Capital | GameFAQs City |
Leader | The Great Allen |
Faith | LUEshism |
Currency | FAQ |
Animal | Game |
The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.381 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 8,680 trillion FAQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 406,010 FAQS, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.
GameFAQs Founder is ranked 260th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 405,604.95 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : GameFAQs Founder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, GameFAQs Founder Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.