The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.602 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,080 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 236,613 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 357^th in the world and 3^rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Safest, scoring 199.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.