The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.539 billion 7 Treesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth 207 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,851 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, the government funds large training centres to turn Black Eagles into functioning members of society, and there have been reports of people marrying housepets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 43,371^st in the world and 788^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,354.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.