Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Shadow Realms
Population | 4.955 billion |
Capital | Kaer Morhen |
Leader | Geralt |
Faith | Witcherism |
Currency | Oren |
Animal | Drowner |
The Witcher of Geralt of Kaer Morhen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Geralt with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.955 billion Geralt of Kaer Morhenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaer Morhen. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Geralt of Kaer Morhenian economy, worth 708 trillion Orens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,003 Orens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geralt of Kaer Morhen's national animal is the Drowner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Witcherism.
Geralt of Kaer Morhen is ranked 91,746th in the world and 74th in Shadow Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,331.15 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Geralt of Kaer Morhen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Most Patriotic.
- : Geralt of Kaer Morhen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
- : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- : Geralt of Kaer Morhen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.