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The Witcher of Geralt of Kaer Morhen

“Evil is evil”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Shadow Realms

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Geralt of Kaer Morhen

Population4.955 billion

CapitalKaer Morhen
LeaderGeralt
FaithWitcherism

CurrencyOren
AnimalDrowner

The Witcher of Geralt of Kaer Morhen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Geralt with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.955 billion Geralt of Kaer Morhenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaer Morhen. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geralt of Kaer Morhenian economy, worth 708 trillion Orens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,003 Orens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geralt of Kaer Morhen's national animal is the Drowner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Witcherism.

Geralt of Kaer Morhen is ranked 91,746th in the world and 74th in Shadow Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,331.15 Standard Monetary Units.

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5%
Nudest: 7,651stMost Devout: 7,948thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,896thFattest Citizens: 10,639thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,858thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,084thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,661stTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 15,070thMost Patriotic: 15,738thLargest Black Market: 17,064thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,269thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,694thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,288thLargest Mining Sector: 20,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,569thMost Efficient Economies: 25,297thHighest Average Incomes: 25,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,109thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,934th
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5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Geralt of Kaer Morhen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Most Patriotic.
  • : Geralt of Kaer Morhen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Geralt of Kaer Morhen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Geralt of Kaer Morhen, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.

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