The Exalted Gazebo of Gerbils on crack is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rax Remington with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 3.572 billion Gerbil McCrackalackers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crackopolis. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gerbils on crackian economy, worth 650 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,089 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gerbils on crack's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is crack.

Gerbils on crack is ranked 38,576^th in the world and 1,384^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,290.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.