The Devoted Deer of Gio Farm 51 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.73 billion Gio Farm 51ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 51ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,244 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,582 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and the sun now sets on the Gio Farm 51ian Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 51's national animal is the farm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 51 is ranked 25,498^th in the world and 82^nd in Giovanniland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 83.3 kickbacks per hour.