The District of Gitchigumi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.146 billion Gitchigumians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The powerhouse Gitchigumian economy, worth 908 trillion juno aurums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 36,143 juno aurums, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, Gitchigumi has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Gitchigumi in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is moderate. Gitchigumi's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gitchigumi is ranked 257,222^nd in the world and 7^th in Superior for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.