The United Nations Presidency of Glorious Florexia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by President Bloomsburg with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 928 million Florexians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florentine. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Florexian economy, worth 83.4 trillion Rùbles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,889 Rùbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious Florexia's national animal is the Florexian Redwood Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Glorious Florexia is ranked 22,387^th in the world and 1^st in Calamity III Earth 3026UN for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,130.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.