Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
Location: Freshness
Population | 33.118 billion |
Capital | Lolita |
Leader | Lola |
Faith | Doing What Is Good For Lola |
Currency | hiyarocket |
Animal | cockatiel |
The Gilded Cage of Good Prettybirdlola is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lola with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, humorless population of 33.118 billion Good Prettybirdlolaites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lolita. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Good Prettybirdlolan economy, worth a remarkable 2,151 trillion hiyarockets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,957 hiyarockets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Being dead no longer has any benefits, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Good Prettybirdlola's national animal is the cockatiel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Doing What Is Good For Lola.
Good Prettybirdlola is ranked 8,247th in the world and 1st in Freshness for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,447.62 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Good Prettybirdlola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Good Prettybirdlola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Most Primitive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Good Prettybirdlola, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
- : Good Prettybirdlola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Good Prettybirdlola, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Good Prettybirdlola's influence in Freshness fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in Good Prettybirdlola, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships.
- : Good Prettybirdlola proposed constructing embassies between Freshness and The ACLU.
- : Good Prettybirdlola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Good Prettybirdlola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.