The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.005 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 6.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 4,122 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,947 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 8,140^th in the world and 398^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,798.81 pounds of wildlife per square mile.