Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: Cats
Population | 29.473 billion |
Capital | Grandma-Man City |
Leader | President Yoshi |
Currency | cheapskate monthly |
Animal | Yoshi |
The Principality of Grandma-Man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Yoshi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.473 billion Grandma-Manites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grandma-Man City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Grandma-Manite economy, worth an astonishing 10,989 trillion cheapskate monthlies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 372,880 cheapskate monthlies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime is totally unknown. Grandma-Man's national animal is the Yoshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Grandma-Man is ranked 3,012th in the world and 1st in Cats for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.23 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Grandma-Man, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
- : Following new legislation in Grandma-Man, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Grandma-Man, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Grandma-Man, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Grandma-Man, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
- : Grandma-Man's influence in Cats rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Following new legislation in Grandma-Man, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Grandma-Man, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in Grandma-Man, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Grandma-Man, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.