The Two Kingdoms of GraySoap is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Emil II with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.489 billion Grays enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorsotten. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gray economy, worth an astonishing 12,581 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 387,254 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, King Emil II has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GraySoap's national animal is the Eastern Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GraySoap is ranked 293,685^th in the world and 7^th in The Conservative Coalition for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.24 law-abiding acts per hour.