The Maximum Volume Beatles Song of Greater Uiopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Asdf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.176 billion Greater Uiopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Healthcare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typingtonia. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Greater Uiopian economy, worth 346 trillion types a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,864 types, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People are often woken up by rubbish music, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, and atheists on vacation find Cultism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Uiopia's national animal is the killer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cultism.

Greater Uiopia is ranked 82,861^st in the world and 4^th in Alesia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,539.04 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.