The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.785 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 7,761 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,295 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, war criminals are given full state funerals, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 222,207^th in the world and 740^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 25.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.