The Holy Empire of Grosskaiserliche Deutsche Imperium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Großkaiser Fabian I von Hohenzollern with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.486 billion Deutschen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Großberlin. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deutscher economy, worth 181 trillion Deutschen Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,898 Deutschen Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, and the Deutscher delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosskaiserliche Deutsche Imperium's national animal is the Steinadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelische Christentum.

Grosskaiserliche Deutsche Imperium is ranked 253,240^th in the world and 18^th in The Great Monarchical Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 7.31 Obesity Rate.