The Reich of GrossPressuenDeutschland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Julian Baki with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.284 billion Preussens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuer Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Preussen economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion GrossPreussenMarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,635 GrossPreussenMarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GrossPressuenDeutschland's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

GrossPressuenDeutschland is ranked 13,411^th in the world and 2^nd in Iris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,750.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.