The Commonwealth of Guaranine is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 299 million Guaranineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adenosine. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Guaraninean economy, worth 22.8 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,274 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guaranine's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guaranine is ranked 63,517^th in the world and 27^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Developed, scoring 73.02 on the Human Development Index.