The Pegasus of Guard 80 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.509 billion Guard 80ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The very strong Guard 80ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,689 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 151,790 per year while the poor average 12,607, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Guard 80's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guard 80 is ranked 138,492^nd in the world and 1^st in NS Freedom Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 37,813.57 Standard Monetary Units.