The Protectorate of Krystalveil of H Flag 3B is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by No Leader its dead with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.37 billion H Flaggers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H Corporation. The average income tax rate is 64.2%.

The all-consuming H Flag 3B economy, worth 216 trillion Bombs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,261 Bombs, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, news headlines suggest that No Leader its dead has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H Flag 3B's national animal is the Sadness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Theodore Cult.

H Flag 3B is ranked 179,272^nd in the world and 10^th in The H Region for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,671.48 Standard Monetary Units.