The Worldwide Strongest Idol of Haaton Prime is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Haachama with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.331 billion Haatons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Babel. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Haaton economy, worth 162 trillion Red Hearts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,727 Red Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Haaton Prime, Haachama hands out warnings to mods who don't deliver enough danishes (Haaton Prime has found 1 easter egg), when you fly on Air Haaton Prime you win a seat or you die, and the children of Haaton Prime are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haaton Prime's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Godchama.

Haaton Prime is ranked 261,235^th in the world and 108^th in Japan for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,735 Standard Monetary Units.