The United Socialist States of Halvarstuminishimall is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 10.451 billion Halvarstuminishimallians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Halvarstuminishimallian economy, worth 147 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,114 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Halvarstuminishimall's national animal is the panther.

Halvarstuminishimall is ranked 231,785^th in the world and 2^nd in Northern Epirus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.