Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Dar al Islam
Population | 7.933 billion |
Capital | Sarajevo |
Leader | Ikram Mubinović |
Faith | Sunni Islam |
Currency | dinar |
Animal | lynx |
The Free Vilayet of Hanafi Bosnia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ikram Mubinović with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.933 billion Bosniaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bosnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,561 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,842 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanafi Bosnia's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.
Hanafi Bosnia is ranked 6,945th in the world and 2nd in Dar al Islam for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,912.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hanafi Bosnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
- : Hanafi Bosnia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest lynx hunting institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, cities in Hanafi Bosnia declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Hanafi Bosnia, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Bosnian as 'your finger, you fool'.