The Republic of Harinko III is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dwight Aqua Dustiness with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 11.761 billion Harinkoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcaraxel. The average income tax rate is 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Harinkoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,446 trillion Harinkoan Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 378,037 Harinkoan Yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Harinko III's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aquaism.

Harinko III is ranked 25,284^th in the world and 4^th in Martanic Harinkoan Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.79 law-abiding acts per hour.