The Republic of Hastandight Estigonk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 12.455 billion Hastandight Estigonkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The Hastandight Estigonkian economy, worth 512 trillion francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,165 francs, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hastandight Estigonk's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hastandight Estigonk is ranked 116,483^rd in the world and 128^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.33 kickbacks per hour.