The Republic of Hastandight Estigonk is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 13.721 billion Hastandight Estigonkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The Hastandight Estigonkian economy, worth 564 trillion francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,165 francs, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hastandight Estigonk's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hastandight Estigonk is ranked 97,189^th in the world and 82^nd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Authoritarian, with 965.17 milliStalins.