The Republic of Hawt Sauce is a massive, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.689 billion Hawt Sauceans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Hawt Saucean economy, worth 77.5 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,880 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawt Sauce's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hawt Sauce is ranked 218,187^th in the world and 9^th in The breakfast confederacy for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,830.73 Standard Monetary Units.