The United Socialist States of Headfort is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 319 million Headfortians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Headfortian economy, worth 12.8 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 40,070 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headfort's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Headfort is ranked 184,699^th in the world and 3^rd in Random Puppets United for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 336.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.