The Havafafjion Skyline of Hedollesamhof is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Maria Costanza with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.647 billion Hedollesamhofians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havafafjio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The thriving Hedollesamhofian economy, worth 791 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 67,914 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,975 per year while the poor average 16,593, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

A government program is underway to revitalize Hedollesamhof's beaches, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Hedollesamhofian bee, and East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Hedollesamhof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hedollesamhof's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Hedollesamhof is ranked 105,713^th in the world and 1,689^th in Herta Space Station for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,260.88 on the Gilded Widget Scale.